Style: Lager (Pale)

ABV: 5.5

95/100

Aroma:	12
Appearance:	3
Flavor:	18
Mouthfeel:	5

Halfway Crooks Beer Exporrr

What the brewers say

“A bolder expression of malt and hop profiles. A sturdy lager.”

What our panel thought

“Aroma of fresh-cut apples, blooming trees, baking bread. Dry, yet elegant, biscuity malt character with a refreshing, delicate plum-blossom hop character. Flavor adds hints of lemon zest, moderate rosemary and thyme herbal notes. Bitter, but well aligned with the subtle malt character.”

What our editors thought

“Fresh with berry and floral zing in the aroma. Light with a very faint woody note and light peppery bitterness in the sip. Very pale, but unabashed in flavor.”

Review printed in: Lager Lucidity (Summer 2023) (View All Issues)

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“Bright lemon, candied lemon, rosemary notes in the aroma. Smooth, crisp flavor, with lemon zest and lemon flesh dominating a low bread backbone. Rosemary notes show up later and linger into a lemony herbal finish.”

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