Untitled Art Tropical Smoothie Seltzer
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What the brewers say
Hard seltzer with vanilla, passion fruit, peach, and pineapple added.
What our panel thought
Super thick—fruit puree coats the glass. Nice tropical aroma pops like ambrosia salad. Flavor is really sweet, like a blended fruit cocktail. Mouthfeel is thick but somehow carbonated. More of a novelty than a daily driver. Diabetes-driven poolside Mexican resort drink.
What our editors thought
Puree-thick and carrot-orange. On the nose, peachy notes collide with vanilla and pineapple. The sip is unapologetically sweet with the promised smoothie texture. It’s not a beer—it’s not even a seltzer. Perfect for brunchtime mimosa lovers. Nicely executed and bizarre.
