Style: Sweet & Dry Stouts

ABV: 5.5 IBU: 9.0

91/100

Aroma:	11
Appearance:	3
Flavor:	19
Mouthfeel:	4

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What the brewers say

"Aromas and flavors of roasted coffee and dark chocolate balanced with a nice dry finish."

What our panel thought

"Pleasant, dark-mochaccino nose; medium-high minerals with low chocolate roast, earthy hops. Medium-high roast bitterness with very floral hops; light on the palate, earthy. Smooth, pleasant roast-and-hop bitterness lingers through bone-dry finish; light acidic tang and grainy astringency."

What our editors thought

"Faint smoke and roast in the nose with thin dark-chocolate notes. Light body shows a touch of ashiness as the sip progresses, but a hit of sharp dark chocolate sweeps through toward the finish to clean it up."

Review printed in: Stout: More than Just Desserts (Oct-Nov 2020) (View All Issues)

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