Style: IPA (Cold)

ABV: 5.0 IBU: 60.0

88/100

Aroma:	12
Appearance:	3
Flavor:	16
Mouthfeel:	5

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What the brewers say

“Hopped with a unique combination of Simcoe hops and a new experiment hop named HBC586.”

What our panel thought

“The flavor is clean, focused on earthy hops with a slight citrus note. Grassy hop aromas up front give way to a floral bitterness. The moderately assertive bitterness is a touch pithy, but the finish is clean and snappy with a lingering bitterness. Really clean appearance, bright with sticky foam.”

What our editors thought

“Pink guava with a touch of grass and pepper in the aroma. Malt pushes through in the flavor, with a light peppery tropical edge.”

Review printed in: A New Day for IPA (Summer 2024) (View All Issues)

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