Style: Czech-Style Dark Lager

ABV: 4.6 IBU: 24.0

99/100

Aroma:	12
Appearance:	3
Flavor:	20
Mouthfeel:	4

Rockwell Beer Co. Static

What the brewers say

“Brewed with floor-malted Bohemian barley and hopped with Zuper Saazer from Michigan.”

What our panel thought

“Deep brown; solid head retention, brilliant clarity. Elegant roast—chocolate malt, bread crust—and lovely floral hops. Initially crisp, rolling into full-flavored malty roast—toast, chocolate, coffee, light caramel; pronounced earthy-spicy hops meld well with the malt. Clean, refreshing.”

What our editors thought

“Light toasted-bread-malt nose; bit of burnt crust and faint smoke. Sip is light, a touch under-carbed, pushing it sweeter while still a bit thin. Finishes with light hops and roast bitterness.”

Review printed in: Living the Lager Life (June-July 2020) (View All Issues)

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