Style: Hard Seltzer

ABV: 5.0

85/100

Aroma:	12
Appearance:	3
Flavor:	16
Mouthfeel:	4

Vitamin Sea Brewing Seas and Desist

What the brewers say

“Our latest version of our hard seltzer, this time fermented with pinot grigio and Montepulciano grape must.”

What our panel thought

“When a glass of rosé would be too heavy for your current activity, this seltzer offers rosé essence while being light and refreshing. A slight tannic finish makes it more wine-like. Make sure to pour it into a glass to appreciate its vibrant reddish pink hues and thin wispy bubbles.”

What our editors thought

“Intriguing purple color and earthy berry nose. Chewy sip with some tannic berry tones and a lingering light grape-skin bitterness.”

Review printed in: Rethinking the Classic Pale Ale (Winter 2023) (View All Issues)

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Temescal Brewing Plant Parent

“Dank woodsy combines with orange marmalade spread across a low biscuity, light cracker background. Bitterness stands up but in a hushed form that doesn’t measure up to the malt. Still, the hop flavor punches through. Clean aftertaste, and dry.”

Wise Man Brewing Cosmic Perspective

“Light orange-led citrus and pine in the aroma, crystal malt sweetness behind. First sip reveals a balanced bitterness with a slight sweetness. A slight clean bitterness lingers in the finish. A soft sweetness toward the end, just a little lighter.”

Vitamin Sea Brewing Tropical Envy

“Orange, pineapple, papaya, and mango notes (with a touch of strawberry) breeze by the nose, while candy-like orange and grapefruit Creamsicle hop flavors sing. Velvety and smooth from start to finish; it could use a touch more bitterness, but it works as is. A juice bomb of flavor that finishes smoothly with no burn.”

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